The name is Paytsar. I bet you never heard that one before.
I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago
and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
When my grandma died I found this in her room, I laughed so hard and I made me much more happy
So in honor of it FINALLY being october
(no idea where the gifs came from tell me and ill happily add credit)
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago